kene marah!!!

disebab kn lame dh x update blog ni...so ngn senang hati er ak update ngn suka hati ak.

bile last ak kene marah ngn parents ak eh...erk
dh lame sgt kot....
hahhah

tp ad satu kali ni ak kene marah. ak x tau lak nape ak kene marah.

cite die cmni..

pada suatu pagi yg cerah n ntyaman...ak bangun tido...
mak ak suh ak g mandi.

pakai baju skool warna pink.(pengawas)

mak ak lak tiup susu yg die baru bancuh bg sejuk.
ak duduk je kt tepi mak ak sambil pakai stoking.
tungu susu tu sejuk. nk minum cepat2.

semangat nk g skool r katakan.

bile dh minum susu.
ak pn pakai kasut.

dh siap tu, baca doa.
abes je doa ak salam mak ak n kis pipi die.

pastu ak terus turun 3 anak tanga umah
n nek moto ngn ayah ak yg dh lame tungu kt tanah.

ayah ak pn bawak r ak sampi sekolah.
dekat er...dalam 1.5km jew.

sampi je kt dpn skool. ak turun moto.
salam ayah ak. cium tangan die...

n pusing. baru je nak melangkah...

adoi..ak pusing balik..

'erk...ayahhhhh..beg skool tertinggal kt umah'

pastu ayah ak marah.....

nape tah. heheheh

t F word-FUCK

Why Fuck is the Best Word in the English Language...
by Who the Fuck Knows

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),

and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.

Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."

5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fuck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fucking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fuck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fucking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fucking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fucking idiot could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13

study make it easy..but it hard to study

hate t lazy part of my self...camon lar dude...final dh dkt der...
April 15 at 8:47am

seperti dihari2 yg hampir exam yg lepas2...ak menghidap wabak muka ketat. yg membawa symtom2 sprti stress bodo mencari mood tuk study yg munkin x lg mendatang erk..ala2 PMs(versi faikah)....so mintk maap yg kalo yg kene tempias. hehehehe
April 15 at 10:10am

sy nk study...tp x nk study...coz x ble study...coz mls study...arhhhh
10 hours ago

seingat ak ak x kene marah ngn mak sejak ak umur 12 kot....hurm..mak marah anak mak ni...suh die study....huh.
6 hours ago

last2 fb er yg ak rajin....

50 Ways 2 Make A Girl Smile...

50 Ways 2 Make A Girl Smile...When She Is Having A Bad Day Or Just Because She Is Your Girl... Believe Me She's Worth It:..

1. Tell her she is beautiful...she may deny she is, but she loves to hear it from you anyway.

2. Hold her hand at any moment (While Ur Walking) . . . even if its just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind..Like When She Is Just Standing There. (hold her as long as possible)

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5. Wrestle with her :):)

6. Don't go hang out with your ex or another girl that is crushin on you when shes not with you,
you might not relize how badly it hurts her. :(

7. If you are talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend. . . it feels nice doesn't it?

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up and flirt with her! (she loves it, even if she says put me down)

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't
like it

13. Make her laugh ;)

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then TELL HER

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a STUFFED ANIMAL(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep),
JEWELRY (she'll treasure it forever),
and one of his T-SHIRTS(she'll most likely wear it to bed)
or sweatshirts sprayed with his cologne!!
and SURPRISE Her with flowers or something special occasionally.. that will make her smile.. ;)

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when
you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends

21.Kiss her in the Rain (girls love this)

22.Kiss her just for the heck of it

23. Listen To Her When She Talks To You

24. Remember her birthday and get her something,
even if
its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it
means all
the world to HER.


25. When she gives you a present on your
birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her
you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

26. Always call her when you say you will, it may
not seem
like it, but it does hurt her and makes her think
you don't
care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.
Girls
don't necessarily have to have hour long
conversations
every night but its nice for us to hear your voice
even for a
quick "hello."

27. Give her what she wants...as long as it's reasonable! gah!

28. Recognize the small things . . . they usually
mean the most.

29. Don't flirt with her friends or your friends that are girls cause
she'll feel left out and it might make her feel as though u have to find affection somewhere else. (ps- make sure others Know that u are HER boyfriend!)

30.hang out with her whenever you are free and u
should feel free to hang with your girl friend anytime the time

31.If u care about her...please... SHOW her!

32.DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING!

33.When She Is Upset..Hold Her Tight (Tell Her How Much She Means To U)

34. Give Her Piggy Back Rides.

35.Be a Gentlemen (Hold the door for her)

36. Kiss Her On The Forehead.

37. Express That You Miss Her When You Are Apart.

38. Tell her she is the Only One For You..

39. Dont hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out.

40. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

41. Sit in the park and just talk to her

42. Look her in the eyes and smile

43. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants

44. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang
with your girlfriend all the time

45. Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

46. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

47. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.

48. Carve your names into a Tree.

49. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

50. Call her sweety. (not baby)